Total Medals Earned: 941 (From 117 different games.) Total Medal Score: 13,490 Points
Medals Earned: 1/8 (25/225 points)
Medals Earned: 9/22 (80/500 points)
Medals Earned: 7/39 (35/430 points)
Medals Earned: 4/18 (20/85 points)
Medals Earned: 8/12 (140/490 points)
Medals Earned: 29/30 (395/495 points)
Medals Earned: 1/8 (10/75 points)
Medals Earned: 3/19 (65/645 points)
Medals Earned: 2/30 (10/500 points)
Medals Earned: 6/13 (60/420 points)
Get a combo of 5 or more
Submit your score
Score less than 20,000 points
Play the game at least 10 times in one go.
See all 7 score message in one go.
Gain over 120,000 points!
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Farm 100 Gold yourself!
Buy 10 Goblins!
Buy 25 Goblins!
Farm 500 Gold yourself!
Research 100 RP yourself!
Conquer your first realm and finish the tutorial!
Farm 2500 Gold yourself!
Farm 10000 Gold yourself!
Farm 25000 Gold yourself!
Research 500 RP yourself!
Buy 50 Goblins!
Buy 75 Goblins!
Research 2500 RP yourself!
Research 10000 RP yourself!
Research 25000 RP yourself!
Buy 100 Goblins!
Conquer the first lands!
Conquer the west lands!
Conquer the desert lands!
Conquer the mountain lands!
Conquer the green lands!
Conquer the shadow lands and the earth will be yours!
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Level 2
Level 9
Extract atoms from 118 different elements
Learn at 100% all elements in Knowledge
2 weeks played
24 Hours active time
Buy all upgrades
Ascension
Start an Adventure
People start greeting you on the streets.
You get all kinds of presents from thanksful villagers.
People want to fight for you.
Your name is famous in several Kingdoms
People are naming their children after you.
A statue was build for you.
You are crowned to be the King of the Blobzone.
Thousands of Men fight under your regency.
You are seen as the greatest Hero there has ever been.
They even tell Legends about your Sword now.
Only you can save the world.
Purchase 5 Botnets
Purchase 5 One Minds
Purchase 5 friends PCs
Purchase 5 Quantum chips
Purchase 5 Quantum Rifts
Purchase 5 auto-refreshing tabs
Purchase 5 Sentient Techs
Purchase 5 Server farms
Purchase 5 dedicated servers
Purchase 5 Super Computers
Purchase 10 botnets
Purchase 10 one minds
Purchase 10 friends PCs
Purchase 10 quantum chips
Purchase 10 quantum rifts
Purchase 10 auto-refreshing tabs
Purchase 10 sentient techs
Purchase 10 server farms
Purchase 10 dedicated servers
Purchase 10 super computers
Reach over 1000 views
Buy over 250 items from the store
Reach over 1 million site views
Manually click the refresh button over 1000 times
Buy over 500 items from the store
Increase the number of ads to x9
Increase bandwidth to x9
Reach over 1 billion views
Buy over 700 items from the store
Reach over 1 trillion views
Max out all enemies in Standard Mode on any difficulty setting.
Score 5000 points on the PindestructoTank mode.
Land a Combo of 99 or more in any mode.
Beating Adventure Mode and viewing the end movie.
Beat the boss Betton in 1 minute or less.
Beat the boss Pip Peril in 1 minute or less.
Beat the boss Whizzkid in 1 minute or less.
Good job!
You Won!
It sure is animaly in here
Yum Yum
Is it edible?
Credit where credit is due
Listen to a song used in the game
Oh my goodNess!
Well, maybe not THAT famous
Should've kept you Locke-d up
Legend has it the Toppat's have this sword
Fail a Total of 100 Times
Get All 60 Unique Fails
Lose at ROPE JUMP.
Find me two sporks
Kill a Jesus in COP TRAINING.
Lose at MONKEY GRAB.
Sweep and miss 10 times in SWEEP THE LEG.
Try both game modes in one session
Lose 10 times in one session of play.
Poke the mammoth in the eye
Read the instructions
Submit a score
Destroy 10 asteroids in ASTROIDS 2.
Win RACE with 3 seconds or less left on the clock
Eat 15 food items in DIET RUN in one try.
Reach a score of 5000 points or more.
Get 3 perfect stops in CHARGE.
Get your MULTIPLIER up to 10
Get all 3 balls to fall on the correct platform in PIPES.
Get your MULTIPLIER up to 10 and then QUIT your game from the PAUSE menu.
Get a streak of 10 or more.
Destroy 10 planes in JETS.
Beat THE FINAL STAGE without losing a single life.
Serve 40 beers in BARTENDER in one try.
Finish half of STORY MODE
Get a score of 10 000 points or more.
Win KALCULATOR in 7 operations or less.
Get a streak of 20 or more.
Win 30 games in RANDOM MODE with 10 lives remaining.
Complete STORY MODE with all 10 lives.
Get a streak of 50 or more.
Finish STORY MODE
Detonate the nuke bomb with an explosion.
Find how to throw up an anvil.
Make 20 fastkill with the Armor Sword.
Find how to kill yourself.
Make 20 fastkill with the ball.
Kill 2000 zombies.
Make a bullseye hit with the dart.
Awarded for 100% of game progress.
Completing all of these things.
Awarded for 130% of game progress.
Awarded for completing 4 achievements at one level.
Awarded for beating the game in less than 60 minutes.
Kill 10000 zombies.
