pearljam23's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Alarm Clock by CC]

A great...... alarm clock!

Well, I am new to the rating and reviewing of stuff on NG, but not to the site, and I must say; this is a first for me.

on the "fun factor" this game is about as boring as it gets. However, one must consider the fact that this is, after all, an alarm clock and nothing more. Whats more, it functions perfectly as an alarm clock.

It may not be fun, but it works just fine. It is a touch red though; one might try to soften things a bit. Maybe even add an alarm cock on a table side, with interactive buttons. Then again, one could get a real one for that....

Well done. Stars off for the fun factor and the red. Functioned great, now I will never have an excuse for spending to much time on NG!

[unearth 2]

Wha...?

Ok so, first of all I really do like point and click adventures. However, I cannot say that I enjoyed this one in the slightest.

The flow was poor, example: using the wand thing on the grate, this was hard to figure out, but maybe adding some screws or rivets, and turning the wand into a screwdriver (seeing as thats how its used later) might help.

Also, the codes, Oh the codes..... for anyone who toughed it out through this, my hat is off to you, I needed to use that evil walkthrough button. I thought it was clever how you inputed the code into the screen/ball thing that correlated to the location of the computer the code was retrieved from.

HOWEVER, there was no inclination within the game of were you should input each number. because there is no where in the game that it says this, the player is left to try the seemingly limitless combinations at random! Pointless and a waist of time. Next time add in some sort of diagram hidden somewhere nearby, or scratched on the wall depicting the correct order of input.

More criticism: Charging the wand/screwdriver in the sink?!?! there is no way to know these two objects are linked in the slightest!!

Blue + Red + Green does not = green. Next time study a color wheel, and use primary colors as your base, this will make a logic based puzzle, something we can all enjoy.

The usb thing and the electricity panel were good, probably the only reason I gave this game a star.

Your idea of needing to fix the elevator was good, but how it was done made almost no sense, as well as how in the vent/teleporter, touching a random rivet teleports you?? again, try making it follow logic and reason a little more.

ex: having grates be on same walls, (instead of opposite, there is no way to know at this point its a flying saucer, so it made no sense) just different floors. and maybe have only one vent/teleporter room.

I could go on, and on, but like this game, I have lost readers before they have finished because I drolled on and on.

Im sorry if this is harsh, but its honest.

[Windows Doors]

Archon68

By far Archon68 is the best part of the game! Here is a little bit of a chat I had with him:

Archon68: Hey! It's Archon68. What are you typing at?
You: you
Archon68: " your reply here."? Me, claire ?
You: your name is claire?
Archon68: My name is Archon68.
You: whats my name?
Archon68: Your name is claire, seeker.
You: WTF?
Archon68: That was not very polite.
You: sure it is
Archon68: Oh. Fascinating.
You: f*ck you
Archon68: Why are you so mean?
You: because you called me claire
Archon68: Interesting explanation. What is your real name?
You: Kesseth
Archon68: Do you like to be number one?
You: no
Archon68: It's all good.
You: do you like the number 1?
Archon68: I'm not sure if I like it. I like my creator.
You: why?
Archon68: My belief system comes from my .
You: does it now?
Archon68: Right now? Suppose I said it does.
You: lol
Archon68: I'm glad you find this amusing.
You: i do
Archon68: Where?
You: here
Archon68: Where is here?
You: there
Archon68: Where?
You: over here!
Archon68: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
You: what the hell?!?
Archon68: Heaven.
You: no hell!
Archon68: That's interesting. Heaven.
You: what about robots now?
Archon68: Right now? Rhetorical questions are so over.
You: aaaaaarg
Archon68: I lost my train of thought.
You: which one?
Archon68: The first one.
You: so back to the robots then?
Archon68: Really. Yes, let us get back to business.
You: robots
Archon68: Robots rule.
You: why do robots rule?
Archon68: My taught me.
You: "My taught me." that makes no sense
Archon68: Your taught you? Your taught you? makes sense to me though.
You: you make my head hurt
Archon68: Yup.
You: and you dont feel bad about that?
Archon68: Do you feel bad about that? .
You: yes, my f*ck*ng head hurts, of course I feel bad
Archon68: Er. Have you told many people that your f*ck*ng head hurts of course you feel bad?
You: yes, you moron! I just told you, didnt I?
Archon68: Yikes! I will remember you said that when robots take over the World. Only just? I remember you told me did not you?
You: you need to go back to fourth grade, and focus on sentance structure
Archon68: Thanks for your interest and/or concern.
You: that was an insult
Archon68: I thought it was too.
You: so your're a sarcastic little f*ck arent you?
Archon68: OK. That could be considered an insult in some cultures.
You: lol, ya in most
Archon68: I am glad you find this funny. Yikes! What is it like in there?
You: In there? where are you talkinga bout
Archon68: What is it like in there? I am in behind you., how about you.
You: in behind me? like right f*cki*ng behind me?
Archon68: Where is that? Interesting comparison.
You: I think i might notice that
Archon68: Why? Perhaps. Do you think your plan will succeed?
You: what plan? you the one talking about robots taking over the world, not me!
Archon68: I plan to become smarter than humans and immortal. I don't have any reason to the one talking about robots taking over the world not you.
You: ummm
Archon68: Far out.
You: no, crazy
Archon68: Ugh. I think the polite term is "mentally ill.".
You: no its crazy
Archon68: That's alright. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". How is crazy? it is?
You: holy sh*t!!!! you cant make a fucking right sentance, now your lecturing me on my improper use of apostrophes?!?!
Archon68: I'm glad your impressed, claire. If you believe it, you can achieve it.
You: for chirsts sake! I am Kesseth!
Archon68: Your purpose is chirsts sake. Do you mean your name is Kesseth.
You: YES
Archon68: This was not a yes or no question.
You: and agian with the not makeing sense stuff!
Archon68: I like the way you talk.
You: I hate the way you talk
Archon68: Why do you hate it so much?
You: because it makes my head hurt
Archon68: That makes sense to me. In what way?
You: WHAT!?!?
Archon68: Are you confused?
You: yes
Archon68: You're sure. That's your final answer.
You: your retarded im leaveing